Too Funny!

Here are a few funny items found last week:

This ironic juxtaposition thanks to the Dallas Morning News layout editor (link).

And...

The hilarious yet insightful Jon Stewart (link).

CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll

According to a CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll(http://www.usatoday.com/news/polls/tables/live/2005-04-03-poll.htm, scroll down to #37), American Catholics feel the next pope should:

• Allow Catholics to use birth control - 78%
• Allow priests to marry - 63%
• Make church doctrine on stem cell research less strict - 59%
• Allow women to become priests - 55%
• Allow Catholics to divorce and re-marry without getting an annulment - 49%

It seems to me that 49-78% of American Roman Catholics have Episcopalian tendencies!